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21 September 2006 @ 11:28 pm
I think I found a roommate  
I had a bunch of weird people over to my house looking at the vacant room and basically judging me based on my personal belongings. Little do they know that they are not judging me but a crazy amalgamation of my friends and former roommates. No I don't have a yellow couch because it represents my sunshiny personality, I have a yellow couch because it was free. To make it truly representational of my personality I would have to spray paint it black. I would also add 1 bright pink polka dot hidden off to the side to appeal to my feminine sensibilities and show my true indecisive nature. Every other piece of furniture in my house was either given to me, dumpster dived or left behind by other roommates. As I look around my apartment taking a mental inventory of all my free stuff and remembering how I acquired it, I also wonder if I got all this stuff free what the hell do I spend all my money on? Perhaps I have a split personality with a nasty heroin addiction or I sleep shop on ebay and send all the stuff to the homeless in Indonesia, because what they really need is a grilled cheese sandwich that looks like Elvis crying, A red sweatshirt with an airbrushed unicorn that says "Tiffi" on the back of it and an instruction manual for the 1998 Palm pilot (1st edition, its a riveting good read and bound to be recognized as a classic one day).

Anyway I think I found a roommate. Actually 2 of them. Yeah they are straight but what can I do? The girl knows my Bio teacher and as it turns out she also knows a bunch of other random people I know. Or knows people who know people that I know, if that makes any sense. I hope that they decide to move in, they are looking around and still deciding. I do have a back up person, shes a nice little baby dyke but I'm not quite sure how reliable she is going to be.

It's almost midnight and I'm wide awake. I took a longer than planned nap this afternoon so now I'm going to be up forever.

Options of thing to do at midnight, in Seattle when your almost completely broke.
1. Do my laundry at the 24hr laundromat in west seattle
2. Stay home, stair at the ceiling and plan a coop
3. Visit Gwen at Kinkos
4. Jazzercise
5. Match my socks
6. Study Organic chem
7. Think of more things to post on live journal
 
 
Current Mood: pleasedpleased
 
 
 
pimpmaster Vorigamistar on September 23rd, 2006 04:19 am (UTC)
dude, you totally sleep shop on ebay.. i know, i should have said something years ago, but i just thought it was so funny, and i did keep all the good stuff and sent the rest to mr. matt cotter.. *cough*
Anonymous Me... notisuperanonymous on September 23rd, 2006 09:39 pm (UTC)
chicken butt!!!

hehe, i think i like options... 6 and 7. 1-5 not really. hahaha

you gonna get msn messenger?? so that we can chat, and if it is past midnight, well, we still can chat! hahaha

oh and that can be #8 on your midnight list.
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